1. your 'poo shoes' - this case purple crocs
2. your dolls pram, pushed up to the pedestal base so you can rest said 'poo shoes' upon it
3. 'poo music' - brahms lullabies played on mum's laptop
4. 'poo photos' - photos of your older sisters as infants and toddlers perched on toilet and potty
5 your green bag shaped just like a frog
it is also appropriate and necessary to go thru one by one, and painstakingly, a litany of names of all the people and animals, that one knows, saying of each one that they too perform certain ablutional acts . . . (sorry folks, you are ALL implicated, no-one gets excluded), and for the parents (present at every performance, although sometimes being banished into the hallway with a preemptory and stentorian 'go away, shut door, light off!, so that the tiddler is left alone, and in the dark, perched atop the large white porcelain object) to repeat the litany (actually, it is more in the line of a rosary now i come to think of it), and agree vigorously both by word and action, and to applaud when it is all over.
congratulations Amelia - you look so much like your sister Chelsea in her toilet photo! I hope that you have Poo Bear's name in your toilet litany?
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to do a poo a day
And then you flush it all away
If Pooh would write a small refrain
he'd ask the question once again
Where does the pooh go when you flush
It disappears in one great rush
But, then, who cares, asks Pooh and smiles
For all we know it travels miles
and that's fine by me we hear him say
as long as I do one every day...
Chelsea Sarah wrote us a lovely card and we received it today - a thank you card...
ReplyDeleteadorable stories from our FirePig...
ReplyDeleteHave you heard the news....I'ts a boy!
I've tried to SKYPE you and will keep trying...talking about trying, our computer is veeerrrryy slooowwww....
ReplyDeletewe love you all heaps...specially the little FirePig...
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